megurashka:

megurashka:

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

(via trunksthefam)

officiallordvetinari:

sansastarkofficial:

i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god

‘Jeb Bush’ is equivalent to ‘ATM machine’

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the-real-stevie-nicks:

willinq:

seanographic:

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

(via slugpussy)

benepla:

I can’t wait to use snap map so everyone in my friend group knows I hang out in the sewers making little dresses for rats who hate and bite me

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1f12:

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stanfous:

stanfous:

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks

this is a vent post that wasn’t meant to become popular but The Romantics™ have found it and are now making fun of it.. could u all maybe fuck off lmao this post wasn’t meant for you

excuse me? im sorry ….

THE ROMANTICS ???

(via stergolven)

meladoodle:

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

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finnthepotato:

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

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